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Janiceland |
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Janiceland is a mysterious and wondrous place.
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In Janiceland everybody has their own lane to swim laps in, all stray cats find a home, there are free and
unlimited supplies of cantaloupe, ice cream and M&Ms and no one weighs
more than 120 lbs.
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Every Friday is a sick-day.
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In Janiceland boyfriends love to go to the ballet, insist on going to the mall two or three times a week and only like funny
movies.
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It is against the law to miss a Springsteen concert.
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But once you have gotten accustomed to living in Janiceland you don't want to live anywhere else. |
